Woof, woof!!
Ozzie must have been talking about me when he said there are some cupcakes here at Blue Lion. And boy am I a cupcake- like a chocolate one with mocha buttercream frosting topped with chocolate ganache! Get the picture? Yeah, I'm pretty special! I'm Keller and I'm a neutered 4 year old Neapolitan Mastiff. I'm kind of an alpha guy so all you people who have an alpha bitch at home who are swooning over my picture and saying "get him for me mommy!", forget it. I'm the head honcho.
If you have a female submissive type, I'm ok with that. But I'm not sure how I'd be around some little feeder dog or cats. I'm not a kid fan either- even teenagers. Another thing is that I'm a little standoffish at first (like any well bred Neo) but I warm up soon enough. Its kind of like not kissing on the first date... I hold back a little, 'til we get to know each other a bit more. But once that happens, I'll be yours forever!
Update: Keller has successfully found an adoption home!