Winston
Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is WINSTON and I am a gorgeous neutered male Tibetan Mastiff of 7 years who has just lost my home because my owner is "downsizing" ... whatever the HECK that might mean... but I hope my previous owner can afford the therapy the "downsizing" will likely cause the other household members I took care of.
Despite being dumped by the downsizing jerks, I’m a great guy- loyal, house trained and like well-mannered kids. OTHER DOGS? Not so much…. I am thinking anything bigger than a tropical fish or anything other than a biped human with manners and an IQ as good as or better than mine ... probably not a good roommate for me at this juncture in my life. Since Lisa is screening applicants, I think we can count on her to screen out any knuckle draggers or droolers ...
I love to ride in the car and you can count on me to ensure nobody else wants to ride in it if you aren't there with me ... well, they may want to, but I am sure even knuckle draggers will leave the car unscathed rather than have me frisk them.
I really don't like storms but if I am in the house with you, we're all safe and that's a beautiful thing. Oh yes ... the house ... yes, if you aren't home, I am on duty and will protect your home. If you are home and some fool thinks they are coming inside without being invited ... no worries, I got your back baby ...If you leave me out in the yard when you leave, I may just dig out and go find another dog to have an argument with. Besides, you should have me guarding the INSIDE of your house- not the flowers in the yard.
I am neutered, housebroken, up to date on vaccinations and walk well on leash (NO DOG PARKS ... but you are smart enough to still be reading, so I think you already know anybody with two brain cells to rub together would NEVER THINK ABOUT A TIBETAN MASTIFF IN A DOG PARK) ... however, being recently "downsized" I don't want to take anything for granted.
I am a sweetheart and am now in need of an owner who believes in "love is forever" and won't be "downsizing" me any time soon....
If you think you'd like to meet me ... please contact Lisa and have your application singing over the e-mail so she can get right on making sure you and I are a match made in heaven.
Thanks for reading my bio. Love, Winston
